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shitty shitty bang bang 

(verb) A con maneuver where a prostitute promises to fulfill your dreams, gets paid up front, then gives you a quicky and/or makes you come as fast as possible to increase the turn around time.
Origin: From, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang", a 1968 family musical about a magical car that had the power to make dreams come true
I called the escort service with great expectations, but got a shitty shitty bang bang instead.
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Shitty shitty bang bang 

A reference to the famous film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Shitty shitty bang bang is really messy anal sex.
I'm into scat; I hope she's up for some shitty shitty bang bang.
Shitty shitty bang bang by Grindur February 17, 2015

shitty shitty bang bang 

1. Bad sex. Any situation in which you would define a certain time when your fuck was "Shitty"
(This term partially derives from the popular kids movie, "Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang")

NOTE: this word is also commonly used as 'Pretty Shitty Bang Bang'

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Damn. That hobag gave me a shitty shitty bang bang last night.

Get the fuck out bitch! That was a shitty shitty bang bang!

All the kids that were raped by Mr. Robertson described it as a "Pretty Shitty Bang Bang"

shitty shitty bang bang 

having sex with a member of the opposite sex while on the toilet.
A had to go to the bathroom so I called my girlfriend in there and we had a nice shitty shitty bang bang.

shitty shitty bang bang 

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of two or more people playing russian roulette by means of masturbating anally with a fully loaded double barrel shotgun.
"There are no winners or losers when playing shitty shitty bang bang, because the last man standing has to clean up."

shitty shitty bang bang 

When you get down with someone that hates you and you're on the financial hook for the next 18 years.
Well, I thought that because we met on a sperm donor website that it'd be better to just be real, but that sure was a shitty shitty bang bang.
shitty shitty bang bang by GISkev October 20, 2011

Shitty shitty bang bang 

Whilst ur ridin someone. Light a firework and time it so that as ya bust yer jizz the firework goes off up their hole and sends out the horses nutty favourites
A way to turn ur woman on is to do da Shitty shitty bang bang. I once did it with this one to get her going and by god her hole went up like fuckin New Year’s Eve