when someone or something is acting in way that resembles poop by either 1)not hanging out 2) not returning phone calls
3)falling off the face of the planet 4) being mean
Anastasia : Dude.... where has Matt been?
Evan: I don't know, he doesn't come around very much anymore.
Anastasia: Ugh. Why is he being shitty?
Handing the phone to an ex-girlfriend of the caller so that she can curse him out for a few minutes because you're drunk and think it's funny.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.