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Shitty Titties

An exclamation of shock, disgust or anger. Like "Fuck!" but a lot more original and creative.
*trousers fall down* "shitty titties, not again!"
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shitty titties

When a female has a nice personality, face, and body; except for her breasts.
"Oh man, she's so hot."
"Yeah, but those are one bad case of shitty titties."
shitty titties by crystallis November 14, 2012

shitty titties

when youre surfing and paddling out and a wave is about to break on you and all you can say is "shitty titties!'' and then you completely eat it.
i screamed shitty titties before the wave broke on me
shitty titties by waldaaayyy September 6, 2010

Shitty Titties

Shitty Titties by SlipNdip_69 March 8, 2020

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.
Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.
Shitty titties by Shmosis January 4, 2017

skitty titties 

When someones titties are really rough and they make a "skit" sound when they rub together
"Yo girl you have some skitty titties. I heard you on the treadmill the other day and all i heard was "skit skit skit." You might cause a fire with all that friction girl!

Spitty Titties 

Breast covered in spit or saliva as a result of a bomb ass sloppy blowjob
When I'm getting a blowjob, the sloppier the better. Ideally there is spit running down a bitches chin, down to her jugs. So I can reach down and get a hand full of spitty titties.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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