Shitty Finger Wipe 

A Shitty Finger Wipe happens when you're taking a massive shit on the toilet and when you're finished and go to wipe your ass, you accidentally miscalculate your finger placement on the toilet paper and end up smearing fresh smelly fecal matter onto one of your fingers as well as half of the toilet paper. Usually the Middle or Ring finger.

My girlfriend was horny one night and tried sucking on my middle finger as to turn me on, hinting towards a nice blowjob. After a quick suck of my finger, she made a disgusted face and proceeded to pick a single kernel of corn that tasted like shit out of the back of her throat. I had eaten corn two nights ago. Must have happened from a Shitty Finger Wipe that I failed to notice after I took a shit.

Shitty Finger Wipe by ShitSpatulaEater June 12, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008