A substance produced during anal sex when a man sodomizes either a woman or another man and the ejaculate (or cum) of the male (that of the pitcher at any rate) is released into or around the anus (or, loosely, butt) of the other party. The resulting solution is mainly composed of seminal fluid (again, cum) with trace to mass amounts of errant fecal matter (or shit); hence the term "shitty butt-cum." Disambiguated from "santorum" in that it does not additionally require the presence of anal lubricants.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!