Shitfinger

A driver who impedes traffic flow because he or she has his or her fingers up the ass (either figuratively or actually)instead of on the wheel.

Move over Shitfinger, this is a 50 mph zone and you're blocking traffic doing 30.

by bardolino December 27, 2008

shitfinger

A homosexual man, who wears a beret and dirty plimsoles.

Otherwise known as "fanny dodger."

You dirty infected little shitfinger!

Dont look at me like that you little shitfinger!

by Peter McMillan April 2, 2008

A person that has become the lowest possible excuse for existence.

Ian is a total shitfinger.

by S Hayes June 12, 2003

An exclamation of frustration that is usually after a realisation that something unfortunate has happened.

You shitfingered my lighter.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.