During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!
After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!
That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
by Beeble lover July 12, 2014
by Zarmanov May 20, 2003
Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.
by Kurt December 31, 2005
When you shit on someone's dick and they anally fuck you, same goes for getting your dick shit on and anally fucking them. Also could be used as an insult.
Person 1: Yo, I just got shitdick'd today.
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?
by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020
What you say when something happens that you didn't want to happen. Synonomous to "damn it", "shit", and sometimes "fuck".
Girl 1: I know we were going to go shopping today, and we had been planning it for weeks, but I had a few unexpected plans and I can't make it.
Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks
Girl 2: ... Aw shitdicks
by JPhilleh June 30, 2010
A chocolate cruller. A cruller is a doughnut style pastry that's twisted around itself and about eight inches long. It's irregular in shape and kind of lumpy, like a long bit of human feces. Yet it is long, like an erect penis. Hense the name "Shitdick."
by steve1979 July 19, 2006
by sproranher February 23, 2003