a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

shit your pants and dive in and swim by druman930 July 12, 2011

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shit your pants capade

Scared shitless numerous times in a 24 hour period by the same person...

I usually drive but Last night I let friend drive and I seriously had a shit your pants capade by how many time I thought going to die, especially when she made a left at a long left turn sign and was going the wrong direction on the opposite side of the street.

shit your pants capade by Roqem May 26, 2017

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Shit your pants day

The day you make fun of that one kid that shat their pants.

Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.

Person 2: wtf

Shit your pants day by Yabitchestyrone May 27, 2018

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Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.

Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident

Shit your pants dirty by Koknballz December 20, 2020

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