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shit window 

This is the hour from which you first notice you need to take a shit. If you don't shit within this hour time frame, it is possible that you will not need to shit for quite some time. So take advantage of the shit window and do not miss it, because if you do it can lead to being constipated and force you to carry this extra shit around with you for an undisclosed time. And who wants to carry around extra shit?
(similar to the caffeine window (sort of))
Golly, I missed my "shit window" and now I do not need to shit. This forces me to wait for my next shit window.
shit window by desterho July 4, 2011
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Shit window 

The amount of time you have to defecate after feeling the initial 'twinge' in your bowels. Length of allowable time varies drastically by person, and type of feces: Usually anywhere from 'right the fuck now' to 72 hours.
John: Ooh.
Alice: What?
John: I have to poop.
Alice: Ew, go ahead.
John: Not now, I just felt it, my shit window is usually 48 hours.
Shit window by HatchetmanRalph August 2, 2016

window shit 

basiclly taking a shit on any given window,ie..mcdonalds,sak's fifth ave,any classy restaurant,preferably when people are sitting/standing next to or nearby said window.Works great with the runs.
Dude, you should have seen the old ladies faces after Billy gave'em the window shit,they were utterly disgusted.
window shit by Sgt Slapnutz April 6, 2006

Shit out of the window 

This restaurant is shit out of the window

Windows Shit Hurdle

Any of a number of Windows issues that must be addressed prior to executing the one simple task you logged onto the PC for in the first place.
I logged onto my work PC on my day off just to issue a simple instruction, but first I had to spend 20 minutes clearing the Windows shit hurdles.
Windows Shit Hurdle by darthgandhi December 29, 2025

Windows 95 shit 

Definition 1: A website or software that is stuck in the mid early 90's. It features outdated styles using HTML 2, robot voice, 256 colors, smothered in gifs, raping your with MIDI ringtones, amongst other things.
Probably is run by a person who killed themselves because it hasn't be updated in 2 decades.

Definition 2: The Creation Engine

Definition 3: A slow computer
Example 1: I hate internet explorer, What is this Windows 95 shit?
Windows 95 shit by Chevyman95 August 1, 2019
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