Shit the bag
Shit the bag by Stogie1957 July 29, 2011
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Shit the Bag
Shit the Bag by quickyshell August 10, 2018
put that shit in the bag
To be told to shut up or stop talking about something; to be informed that ones opinion in something is not good.
“I hope Jose asks me out this weekend.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
“Jose? He’s gay, didn’t you know?”
“Sweetie, put that shit in the bag.”
put that shit in the bag by Surfpenis October 17, 2020
all the shit and a bag of chips
1:To be all the shit and a bag of chips, you must be better than the best, the shit, all that
2: To think you are all the shit and a bag of chips, but really are an obnoxious idiotic sheen/tool Coined in Toronto
2: To think you are all the shit and a bag of chips, but really are an obnoxious idiotic sheen/tool Coined in Toronto
1:woah, that car is all the shit and a bag of chips!
2:God, my boss thinks she's all the shit and a bag of chips just cause she can tell people what to do. But she really doesn't even know what she's doing
2:God, my boss thinks she's all the shit and a bag of chips just cause she can tell people what to do. But she really doesn't even know what she's doing
all the shit and a bag of chips by GHtool July 18, 2006
the dual shit bag
this is when two people it dosent matter the gender.takes their ass and puts it up against the other persons ass.then one of them starts to shit.and shits into the other persons ass.and they keep shitting back and forth in and out each others ass's
the dual shit bag by youg bovice(shaded thoughts) February 24, 2009
bag of shit tied in the middle
1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.
2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.
2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.
1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.
2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?
2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?
bag of shit tied in the middle by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008
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