Shit shuffle

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.

I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.

by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013

shit shuffle

when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs

'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'

by outofthewoods90 January 11, 2009

Shit Shuffle

A spontaneous, bodily jerk or twitch that occurs whilst defecating.

“Man, I took a fat shit today. Even had a Shit Shuffle after letting it out.”

by PeePeeMustard January 19, 2021

Shit Shuffle

The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.

“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”

“Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”

“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”

by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022

shit shuffle

When a project manager or team leader has to fix issues, errors and problems created by clients or team members.

I just looked at the developers delivery and it's crap. The client is not happy. I have to fix this. It is going to be a serious shit shuffle.

by Meddac September 13, 2017

Shit Shuffle

Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .

I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.

by frogginstyle December 14, 2018

Deadleg shit shuffle

The act of quickly making one's way to the toilet with one or both legs completely locked at all joints in an effort to compress the rectum/anus, and avoid dropping a mondo shit in one's pants (see chocolate shotgun, shart, or shitney spears). Most frequently occurs within 15 mins of eating a hot pocket, or Chipotle.

I told Linda that chorizo looked suspect! Now we can trace her deadleg shit shuffle by following the brown trail!

by Mjolnir12982 August 18, 2016