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shit kid 

someone prone to doing things so stupid that surrounding people have no choice but to laugh. otherwise known as dead shit
couch dont worry about it ur a shit kid
shit kid by neligan May 24, 2006
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Shit Kid 

A kid between the age of 10-14 playing online FPS games while creating havoc using it's skill to annoy the rest of the people playing by using the online voice chat or by texting messages.
A great fear for other gamers is when a Shit Kid develops interests for other games, but fear not. If you encounter a Shit Kid online simply Mute or Block the player and you should be fine.

PS. Please note that thanks to the sharp and squeaky voice of a Shit Kid, may cause serious damage to your ears and if not treated right will cause your sense of hearing to decrease.
^''1337K!D-XzhOntX''^ -was killed by- BobTheGuy83

^''1337K!D-XzhOntX''^ Says: HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX HaX

BobTheGuy83 Says: fuck you shit kid

BobTheGuy83 *Muted ^''1337K!D-XzhOntX''^
Shit Kid by Gutten August 28, 2010

shit kid 

A person whom one can relate to shit for more than one reason, such as their skin or hair is the color of shit, they always talk about shit, or always have to take a shit.
A:I have to take a crap.
B: Again? You are such a shit kid.
shit kid by dustandechoes91 December 6, 2006

Shit Kid 

When lil kids some were around grade 7 who just walk around, thinking their cool shit because there not in highschool yet and they don't know how brutal life is. Usually very cocky fucking kids that you just wanna pound their faces in.
Random Guy: Dude look at all those fucking shit kids, its like an army of shit.
Shit Kid by geo69 May 27, 2008

piece of shit kid 

The kind of child that makes the lives of others more difficult. A child whose swift demise (preferably through shark attack, although other methods of disposal would be suitable) would have societal benefits.
Gentleman, I think we can all agree that this kid is just a real piece of shit. I mean, the class is a good class, but fuck that little piece of shit kid Carlos. The definition of a little shitty shit. What a shitty kid. Fuck that kid.
piece of shit kid by JP1102 June 2, 2020
When someone (usually someone immature, selfish, with lack of care for anything or anyone; see selfish) is on a level on playing "games" instead of acting their own age or being a realistic person towards others. Also; when someone insists on being the moocher, tag-along, comment making and no backbone to fall on, young-minded, and childish person in a group or relationship. To cure? Grow up.
I'm trying to make something of my life, so why are you still on that kid shit
Kid Shit by TheLastLinkStanding July 16, 2011

GET SHIT ON KID 

Where u literally shit on a kid so bad u have to say it in front of their whole family. Can be used in any platform without any consequence.
Kid: *crying cause he lost*
Me: GET SHIT ON KID
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