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shit winker

The term used for an anus, or insult
That shit winker just blew an eight ball across my floor.
by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005
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Shit Winker

A term describing the anus or someone who is being rude or belligerent. Someone who is an Asshole.
When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"

When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"
by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025
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shit wankered

Means that someone is so intoxicated (usually with alcahol) that they lose control over their bodily functions and deficate themselves.
Me : Oh my god did you see Gordon at the party last night, the guy shit himself after being refused at the bar!
Friend : Yeh, he was shit wankered alright, what a total idiot.
by Steven Bell April 8, 2008
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Shit A Wicker Chicken

a) Utterly flabbergasted; pretty much the only way left to say you ain't got shit to say, akin to the old idiom of shitting one's pants in disbelief or shock, but a wicker fucking chicken is a tad bit more of an ordeal than just shitting one's pants.

b) Also used to express extreme dopeness.
a) When I saw my bitch's new haircut all chopped up like a dyke, I about shit a wicker chicken.

b) What!? You got to kick it backstage at Snoop's 420 party!? Well shit a wicker chicken, nigga! That's dope!
by Shiggity Shizzam February 28, 2020
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Shitwankery

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at
I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise
by The Roaring Forties July 21, 2017
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Shitwanker

Shitwanker can commonly be applied to the French, sweat-heads, minge-bags and scum. The term shitwanker originated when some of the French attempted munging a 1 month old corpse, in this occurrence however, the French decided that they would stamp on the stomach of the corpse with a jar inserted into the anus of the corpse. After filling the jar with maggots, faeces/feces they capped the lid and removed the sphincter of the corpse with a rusty spoon(other instruments do not invalidate the verb). This was then placed in the jar with the waste and excrement harvested earlier.

Once the group arrived in their zero bedroom flat in Paris, they removed the excrement from the jar and molded it with their bare hands to a size that could fit in the sphincter, following this, the group egg-washed the excrement to lubricate it, inserted the excrement into the sphincter and finally baked the waste for 30 minutes at around 120 degrees C, at the end of this time they carefully removed the bake from the oven, leaving it for 2 hours to cool. At the end of this time, lubricant was rubbed onto the bake, the sphincter was dislodged from the golden-brown egg-wash crust, covered in lubricant. One of the group would eagerly move the sphincter along the bake, appearing to wank the shit.

Henceforth this action became known as Shitwanking.
"I bet they are eager to shitwank again, although I really would rather not have my corpse shitwanked, I would really like to become a shitwanker"
by Europe. January 28, 2015
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