shit van winkle
Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months
shit van winkle by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015
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Shit Van Winkle
When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later
"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"
Shit Van Winkle by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021
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shit van winkle • Piece of Shit Van • shit • shit show • shit cunt • shit-ton • shit fuck • shit-faced • Shit Stick • shit the bed
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