Shit Stabber

Offensive slang for a wielder of sharp objects that has an unusually poor grip/aim or just has a poor stabbing technique.

"WTF?! You got me in the leg! You really are a shit stabber!"

by chuffy_mcflannelslap October 13, 2004

Shit Stabber

To stab someone with a piece of shit.

Step 1. Shit on a plate
Step 2. Place shit in freezer
Step 3. Remove frozen shit from freezer
Step 4. Stab someone with frozen shit
Step 5. Fuck the hole you created with the frozen shit

Thus making you a shit stabber.

by raahazaaa October 1, 2010

shit stabber

One who partakes in the act of shit stabbing; copulating anally.

See, I told you he was a shit stabber.

by BarryBurton August 9, 2006

shit stabber

sausage jockey , uphill gardener, turd burgler, pile pusher, fudge farmer, nudging the chocolate starfish

being a fuckin shit stabbing batty boy

by feltcher boy September 9, 2003

Shit stabber.

Stabbing someone's butthole with your penis.

Shit stabber.

by siiiiibs June 20, 2010

shit stabber

The stabbing of one's shit by another man's erect genitalia via the exit pipe

Ste: "Chris can I poke your bum hole?"
Chris:"But you might stab some of my shit!"
Ste: "You didn't mind last time"
Chris:"I did - it got a bit messy"
Ste: "Shit sorry I thought you were asleep."

by Ste April 6, 2003

shit stabber

One who sodomises men or women

That jerk called me a shit stabber - he was right, but I don't stab male shit

by DeNameland February 25, 2009