Shit Skid

<i>n</i>, <i>v</i>
1.The doo doo stains left upon your underoos due to all the dingleberries rubbing against it as u walk.
2. When you flush the toilet and poo leaves graffiti marks as it goes down the poo sucker.

1. I dont wipe my ass really well so all my underwear contain shit skids.
2.My sister left her thong hanging in the bathroom only to reveal that she shit skidded on them.

Shit Skid by Angela The Defected September 15, 2004

shit skid

when your so focused on taking a dump you don't realize you shat on your balls

YO fellas, after Mexican last night i was so desperate to drop my load i didn't realized i got shit skid all over the back of my nuts!

shit skid by pinball_w1zard October 2, 2007

Skidded shit

A skoody big shit that takes all of your buttcheeks and breath and it also makes ants crawl in your asscheeks And this can happen to male and female so when your having sex beware of the shooting shit and it can make you feel nasty and like your covered in shit.

Man I took a skidded shit.

Skidded shit by Bigtrek March 25, 2019

Shitskid 

noun~ A small annoying child, who is a direct product of asshole parents. Dubbed, said name, for being as persistent as those tough to get out stains.

The neighbors little shitskid, keeps fuckin' with my dog. I guess I'm going to trade the dog for a box of bees.

Shitskid by Squeakster February 17, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019