shit chat 

a conversation that you see is obviously genna go no where

fred : goat
pete : tit
fred : this is pure shit chat

shit chat by monkeyboi1992 September 20, 2007

Shit chat 

Facebook chat is not chit chat. It's shit chat.

Happens when you want to chat with someone using FB chat but it shows that your friend is offline when he/she is actually not.

K: Hey
S: Hi!
S is offline
S is online
S is offline
S is online
K: Stupid FB chat. It's a total shit chat!

Shit chat by User13579 November 30, 2010

Shit chat 

when ur talkin shit about people behind their back

molly: hey jessica i haven't seen u in a while!

jessica: haha yea we need to chill together and shit chat

molly: fer sure :)

Shit chat by mmmmhmm611 April 14, 2010

Shit chat 

A phenomenon peculiar to the Savages of this world. Shit chat can be described as self-delusional ideas of grandeur spouted to the unfortunate few.

This can involve boasting, hubris and serious hyperbole in reference to:-

1) Muscle Size
2) General Strength
3) Acceleration and Speed
4) Pro Evo Ability
5) Allure to the Ladies
6) Rugby Ability
7) General Popularity

If the bouncer tries to take the pimp stick off me, I will beat him to a pulp with it. Response : Does anyone smell something? It kind of smells like Shit chat to me.

Shit chat by El Porter May 19, 2006

shit chat 

When someone is bored while taking a shit so they text you, but once they're done shitting they're not interested in talking to you anymore.

Person One (on shitter) sends shit chat text: Hey man.
Person Two text: Hey, what up?
Person One (done shitting): never replies

shit chat by i'mcuttingedge August 12, 2015

shit chat 

The act of stealthily chatting with people on your laptop or phone, whilst taking a shit.

Jenni: Hey boyfriend, what are you doing right now?

Justine: I'm not shit chatting, if that's what you mean.

Jenni: OMG! What was that "plunk" sound??? It's over, you f***ing pig!

shit chat by iconoguy December 12, 2009

Shit Chat 

Talking via IM or text while taking a shit. A chit chat, while you shit

I dont think she realized I shit chatted with her

Shit Chat by iokua84 March 8, 2017