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Shit Bagged 

Def 1. When you find yourself in a bad predicament.

Def 2. When you get hit in the face by a big bag of shit.

Def 3. When your so shitfaced, you shit yourself
Sentence 1: (Nick): We have our biochem test tuesday.
(Dave): Shit bagged.

Sentence 2: That nig shit bagged me.

Sentence 3: I drank too much last night, I even shit bagged my pants.
Shit Bagged by Shit bagged March 28, 2010
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shit bagged 

Unsuspectingly dipping your balls in a over filled shitty water toilet bowl when in a rush to sit down to relieve yourself
phil ran to a non working bathroom with no lights and sat down to take a shit. When he sat down he realized that he had just gotten shit bagged
shit bagged by nixon4s September 6, 2013

shit bagged 

shit in a bag and squash it in someones face
dude a just shit bagged tom hes gonna be pissed
shit bagged by scamlamb January 3, 2011

Shit Bagger 

A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!
Why do shit baggers use clear bags to pick up after their dogs?
Shit Bagger by Macphilia June 14, 2009

SHIT BAGGER 

A comment made to someone with very ugly face
SHIT BAGGER by TUBE 666 November 16, 2006

SHIT BAGGER 

A term refered to shitty ass drummers who have trouble getting accepted to Berklee college of music
Austin is such a shit bagger he cant even keep a steady 4/4 rythem while laying down a nice easy 6 on the floor, What an Idiot!
SHIT BAGGER by jammal July 19, 2007

shit bagger 

n., One who shit bags

Etymology:

'Shit bag' derives from the Latin 'shitius baggus', which in early Roman tragic theatre represented the potential to spoil a positive scene. The shit bag would be hurled at an actor at random.

The colour brown has since been associated with shit-bagging.
"I can't believe what a shit bagger Gitch is."

(verb) "Don't fucking shit bag me again Gootch."

(v., past) "Gotam Dave Bhardwaj shitbagged everyone."
shit bagger by Dave Bhardwaj November 30, 2009
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