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Shirt Nob

when a man tucks his shirt into his trousers, then forgets to zip his fly up and the end of his shirt sticks out the gap.
damn i laughed my freaking ass off when josh returned from the toilet with a shirt nob.
by ProperRadge June 11, 2010
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skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."
Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!
by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023
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Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

Loadza swears ina line
by sex machine May 20, 2003
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shit on the nob

If someone has shit on the nob it means they are a homosexual. They would have shit on their nob after partaking in anal sex.
Darren is such a poofter

Yeah, i bet he has shit on the nob.
by jkilpin February 29, 2008
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Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
by lucyslking May 24, 2010
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nobody knows shit about fuck

Essentially means noone knows what's going to happen.
Derived from a quote from the Netflix series Ozark
It has become widely used in the cryptocurrency sphere as a phrase to remind people you can't know if the market will go up or down.
Redditor 1: Did you guys buy the dip? I bought LRC and CRO
Redditor 2: This is not a dip, this is the beginning of bear market
Redditor 3: Nobody knows shit about fuck.
by xd_baTron January 9, 2022
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