Shirkulator

Someone chronically consumed by self-indulgence, pleasure, and endless partying at the expense of their personal, familial, interpersonal, financial and legal responsibilities to themselves and society as a whole, who’s bank accounts are perpetually overdrawn, debts never paid and denied, promises broken, and unquenchable thirst to keep the good times rolling willfully and wantonly entraps themselves in a timeless trans endlessly doing the twerkulator as they shirk their duties and responsibilities creating a whirlpool of harm to everyone and anything around them.

The careful getting too close to Mary she’s a degenerative shirkulator that will spaghettify your money, happiness, reputation, emotions, and desire to live and consume it while she shirks any duty you foolishly believed she had to safe keep your trust, heart, life, and the lives of your family and friends.

Shirkulator by FoxMcClouder March 5, 2024

shimulator 

Something dat mimics an actual real gap-filling device.

Used-vehicle-selling shysters of yore would fill da badly-worn gearboxes of old rattletraps with sawdust to temporarily quiet da chattering components so dat prospective buyers would think dat said almost-ready-to-fail transmissions were in better condition than they actually were. Of course, said granulated wood was merely a shimulator, though, as da hapless new owners of said unworthy scrap-heaps soon found out when da wobbly gears eventually jammed and broke in spectacular noisy fashion, and scattered chunks of metal all over da roadway behind them!

shimulator by QuacksO October 31, 2022