Shire

The Shire is the tallest horse on earth.

A: OMG LOOK A HORSE
B: It's huge!
A: OMG WHAT KIND IS IT?!
B: It's the Shire.

by dkjedfrfuerh April 19, 2021

Shire

Man is sexy af. Shire is an absolute chad that knows how to create bombs out of thin air, he will also bomb something for 2$ because he is a chad. And will bomb the Twin Towers again for 3$. Buy one get one free. Shire never lies and all women love him.

Person 1: Shire gets so many women, how does he do this?
Person 2: Did you not hear? He is a chad and pulls all women.

by Misinformative April 18, 2023

Shire

Sexy ass mother fucker

your shire

by October 28, 2022

Shire

The stupid word the british puts at the end of EVERY of their counties.

person 1: shire sucks

person 2: trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 19, 2022

Shire

A combination of shite and dire; an adjective meaning that something is particularly disappointing or substandard.

Man, I'm having no fun, this party is shire.

by BantersaurousRex March 27, 2015

Shire

Shire is super awesome and super goofy, this girl will always be there for you but she also loves to talk a lot. Everyone wants to be friends with her cus she is so fun to be around

"That girl Shire is nice and funny"

by dickiepoo123 October 5, 2023

Shire

Shire is a super gorgeous girl who will always stay loyal.Shire is just an amazing girl and is often underrated

Person 1:"do you know shire?"
Person 2:"ofc I do she is super cool and very pretty

by dickiepoo123 October 24, 2022