Ship-wrecking 

Using logical and/or lore accurate arguments to ruin the hypothetical romantic relationships that fans of a series create.

1: They are siblings, what f-ed up romances do you enjoy in life? Do I need to call a therapist for you?
2: Stop ship-wrecking TanjUko for me! They're so cute and love each other so much; it's normal and natural they'd go farther!

Ship-wrecking by Studely May 21, 2025

shipwrecking 

The act of sleeping on an air mattress with a slow leak so in the morning you are sleeping on the flat middle of the mattress while the sides are still somewhat inflated around you.

There is nothing worse than a hangover unless you wake up with a hangover after a night of shipwrecking.

shipwrecking by peachweasel July 18, 2014

Shipwrecking 

Sleeping on an inflatable mattress that has a slow leak so when you wake up in the morning, you’re sleeping in the middle of the mostly deflated mattress.

Nothing ruined a good night’s sleep like shipwrecking on an air mattress.

Shipwrecking by SporkThe Monkey June 9, 2021