Shield Face 

A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.

I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.

Shield Face by Datamutt June 28, 2021

face shield 

the big ass stunna shades that girls wear. they cover up a large portion of the girls face just like a mask on a football helmet. can be a very sneaky way of hiding old age and uglyness.

dam did you see the face shield on that girl? i thought she was really hot until she took em off and i realized she was about sixty years old!

face shield by brueseltusk December 20, 2006

Smiley Face Shield of Justice 

indicated by an open mouthed smiley :D, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice grants you immunity against verbal assaults.

Person 1: whatever
Person 2: are you seriously going to be mad at me? it's over.
Person 1: what?
Person 3: boom. roasted

(with the Smiley Face Shield of Justice)
Person 1: whatever :D
Person 2: sweet! ;)
Person 3: aw snap, the Smiley Face Shield of Justice!

Smiley Face Shield of Justice by youalreadykno May 8, 2011

Face Shields

A term used by University of Iowa dorm residents, “Face Shields” are the RA’s that roam the halls looking to break up gatherings of 4 or more, make sure you’re wearing your mask, or give you a large fine for drinking 1(one) beer. The actual term “Face Shield” originates in the the 2020-2021 school year, when the RA’s where required to wear face shields to protect from the Coronavirus pandemic. Face Shields have also been called “the Gestapo” the “fun police”, as well as “power-tripping boy scouts”.

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Face Shields: “RA on duty open up!”

student 1: “oh fuck dude it’s the Face Shields! quick get in the closet they can’t know we’re socializing!”

Face Shields by AECH.exe February 19, 2021

facebook baby shield 

the invisible yet all-powerful shield that protects all babies the pictures of whom have been posted on facebook from any negative comments, no matter how ugly the babies really look.

A: look at this picture of her daughter - that is one ugly baby.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.

facebook baby shield by wazupyo June 3, 2010

Facebook baby shield 

Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.

See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.

Facebook baby shield by Alleycat420 June 4, 2010