An utter bimbo who screams at the slightest hint of suspense in a movie, fangirls over hot guys in Cleo magazine, and never knows what you're talking about until five minutes later. Typical dumb blonde, but generally with black hair.
Usually seen screaming in movies with another girlfriend.
That airhead is such a Shi Mei, she doesn't even know who Kafka is.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).