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Shevet Metzada 

PART 1

Amida chofshit - ME!
Hakshev - TZADA!
Amida chofshit - ME!
Hakshev - TZADA!

Chevre I’m not going to say this again I need it to be quiet. Tov, now that you know our shevet a little better, let me show you around. Shevet metzada based in Tenafly NJ (but populated mostly by NVDers and Creskillians) is quite the organization. As one of the largest shvatim in the hanaaga, we take “pride” in our number, and by that I mean we’ll brag to you about it in machane shachbag. Apropo machane shachbag, did you hear what happened during dodge ball?!?! Anyway, let’s start with tzevet daled, aka the shishistim who wanted to be peilim but weren’t, you guys literally haven’t written a peula since October. Next, tzevet hei, they’re tipa struggling but somehow are all happy, like, all the time. Oh boy, it’s vav time, don’t even get me started on them, that’s a dysfunctional tzevet if I’ve ever seen one. Aw and zain, such cuties, all besties and whatnot. Then comes chet, and I literally have so many nice things to say, but right now I can’t think of any soooooo ?? And last and certainly not least, ladies and gentlemen, they’re better than us teEt!!!! All jokes aside you guys are actually amazing and I dk how you deal with the tetnikim wtf. So now we’re done with hadracha, but just you wait, it’s peilim time!!! Lol jk wtf even is a peil?!? You guy like what do they even do? Like ok, sure, rashatzim do stuff but the rest of you, like, hwhat?
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026