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Shepard's pie 

The act of inserting a Speculum in a females anus. Pour a bag of frozen veggies down into it. Remove Speculum. Then have several men fuck her in the anus, each cumming inside. Once complete, proceed to have her evacuate the contents into a sauce pan. Heat and serve. Serves a party of four.
I'm full from the Shepard's pie your sister served me and the fellas tonight.

Mongolian Shephard's Pie

While having sex, and right before the male is about to blow his load, he stretches the scrotum into a little cup and cums into the bowl-like sack. Then he makes his partner drink the cum from his ballsack.
Ah George, last night my wife drank all of the Mongolian Shephard's Pie that I made. I was quite impressed.

Sheppard's Pie 

when you bang a girl, take your dick out with shit on it, and then give that girl a mushroom stamp and there's a imprint of your dick on her face and shit.
last night, I gave that girl a sheppard's pie. want to check it out?

she ate one too many chimi changas so i ended up giving her a sheppards pie

my friend carla was craving burritos so instead i served her up a sheppard's pie
Sheppard's Pie by marky marrrc March 9, 2008

sheperd's pie

the act of shitting on top of your partner after 2 weeks of no shitting, then smear your marinated smegma ontop for the cheese.
"hey i just gave a sheperd's pie to someone"
"son, you're adopted and i wish i never adopted a 5,2 chud"
sheperd's pie by femboykisser April 28, 2026

Shepards Pie without the Mash 

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.
1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed

shepards pie

The act of vomiting in ones anus, and then proceeding to eat it out.
yo dude, i heard your mom makes a great shepards pie!