Sheme 

to take a large shit all over the floor. typically very wet and almost diarrhea with some chunks. the color of these feces is blue.

Mom, I Shemed.

Sheme by Jake the snake2 January 22, 2023

Sheme 

Sheme

noun
1.
an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, Featuring dreamwork's "Shrek"
"cocaine and shemes often originate on the site."
2.
an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
verb
create an internet sheme from (an image, video, piece of text, etc using shrek.).
"remember when shrek did the roar thats such a sheme."

Person 1:do you like shemes.
Person 2: ye lol such a sheme

Sheme by memegodmemer July 31, 2023

Sheme 

A shit meme, a meme which has no relevance and tries to convey a poor motivational message or teach a life lesson, generally dipicted over a generic photo e.g. a cityscape or woodland wallpaper to present a greater sense of depth and wisdom.

You can find a plethora of shemes when scrolling through social media.

Sheme by Stevie Parsons July 1, 2016

sheme 

A shit meme.

"Dude, stop sending me shemes"

sheme by NotMattLeBlanc July 1, 2016

Bitcon Scheme 

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.

"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."

Bitcon Scheme by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

Semen Father 

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.

Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.

Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

semechki 

sunflower seeds

A gopnik can typically be found squatting with a bag of semechki in one hand and bottle of vodka in the other

semechki by FlamingDragon_9001 November 24, 2017