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sheering sheep

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat
the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.
by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009
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Sheering sheep

The act of a man shaving his balls
Girl: What are you doing with that razor?
Guy: I'm sheering sheep.
Girl: Oooohhhh. Be careful!
by sheepsheerer August 13, 2011
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Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.
What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!
by TehOwner February 27, 2015
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sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating
WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.
by szilfifa March 11, 2015
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shearing the sheep

The term used for shaving your loved ones back.
"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"
by Crazy Red Head in TX September 9, 2009
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Shearing the sheep

Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.
"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."
by agentbb February 27, 2015
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Shearing The Sheep

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today
by Twurzy July 7, 2018
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