sheering sheep 

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat

the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.

sheering sheep by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009

Sheering sheep 

The act of a man shaving his balls

Girl: What are you doing with that razor?
Guy: I'm sheering sheep.
Girl: Oooohhhh. Be careful!

Sheering sheep by sheepsheerer August 13, 2011

Shearing the sheep 

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

Shearing the sheep by TehOwner February 27, 2015

sheep shearing 

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

sheep shearing by szilfifa March 11, 2015

shearing the sheep 

The term used for shaving your loved ones back.

"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"

shearing the sheep by Crazy Red Head in TX September 9, 2009

Shearing the sheep 

Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.

"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."

Shearing the sheep by agentbb February 27, 2015

Shearing The Sheep 

Trimming your pubic hairs

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today

Shearing The Sheep by Twurzy July 7, 2018