shat basket

when you take a stone cold doo doo in a basket and present it to someone as a gift

pooper: want this shat basket

dumb ass: sure its neat...
What the fuck?! Why is there a stone-cold shat in this basket?

by Oprah Hitler February 21, 2009

Shat Basket

A basket that holds heavy loads of shit and can be cared around to scare away child predators or just straight up weirdos

Hey Oliver dont forget to bring the shat basket

by Ripper investigators February 21, 2019

Shat Their Basket

Farted, but not a normal fart. One that smells like poop and causes people to evacuate the vicinity.

Oh man, someone just shat their basket..

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012