Shat Attack 

A game in which players attempt to defecate in the funniest place.

That summer camp was bomb, but only because Willy Shat Attack the lifeguard tower.

Shat Attack by Jonathon M. Coatsworth January 1, 2009

Shat Attack 

Any time when William Shatner is on screen and delivers an awesome line to a lady.

Dude, did you see TJ Hooker the other day? That blonde chick got straight Shat Attacked!

Shat Attack by Tryard December 18, 2008

shitattack 

A sudden, involuntary or uncontrollable urge to defecate, usually without prior notification or within a few seconds of notification.

Joe got sent home from work because he had a shitattack; our boss could no longer stand the foul stench.

shitattack by scottywayne29 October 24, 2010

shartattack 

when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.

Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.

shartattack by shartattack December 30, 2006