Shart Board 

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

Shart Board by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

smart board 

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them

the smart board in the class room is not very smart

smart board by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021

Smart Board 

That thing all the schools have, which is just a projector, but it has a touchscreen and some pens, so this can be sold for 4000$!

School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?

Smart Board by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021

Shark Uterus Board 

An often heard/misheard derivative of Charcuterie Board. A Shark Uterus or Sharkutery Board is often present at gatherings where food is served buffet style. The board generally consist of meats (especially smoked fish), cheese and occasionally nuts or preserves.

This jocular term is prevalent and was made popular in the Pacific Northwest of North America and is thought to have originated in the town of Ketchikan Alaska (which holds the title of salmon capital of the world).

Anita's shark uterus board was the delight of her hungry dinner guests.

Stacy always made very certain to stock her shark uterus board with the choicest of smoked salmon.

Shark Uterus Board by Deermountain Sage February 3, 2022

shark coochie board 

A shark coochie board is currently a popular assortment of deconstructed Lunchables, including processed meat pieces, cheese products, dried up old fruits you have laying around, leftover bread, and nuts you find between the couch cushions, etc., all artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

Oooh, they went all out for this party with a shark coochie board!

shark coochie board by Postmarc December 21, 2020

shark coochie board 

A shark coochie board is a popular social media hyped assortment of themed food items artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

We had a shark coochie board potluck party where everyone brought a themed board: sushi board, assorted fries board, cold cuts and cheese board, exotic fruits board, boiled crustaceans board, dessert board etc. SO YUM!!

shark coochie board by BoredGal21 November 16, 2022

Smartboard 

A whiteboard that is interactive. Some schools are buying these pieces of shit because they increase learning 15 to 25 percent. They aren't anything special. Most of the time teachers use them for about two weeks and then it starts collecting dust.

Loser 1. Dude our class is getting a smartboard.
Loser 2. Lucky I wanna be your class.
Non loser. Those things are retarded there just a whiteboard that costs $3500

Smartboard by Bartholemew Farter March 15, 2010