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Shamim Sir 

A very peculiar type of living organism of the homo sapiens species that can only be found in a certain District of Bangladesh 🇧🇩 called Faridpur who isn't just your run of the mill teacher. He is the hope of humanity.Some students call him the manliest man to ever man.Some state that he is a true living Legend.He isn't afraid to use not so conventional words(dirty jokes) just to make the lesson more interesting and easy tor the students to understand.He has a fan base of more than 5000 students who all regard him as hero who is always there for them if they need any help in their studies or personal life. "Just come to my chamber😏👌💸" has always been the one line that puts smile on every students face here in the town. Some other qualities of him are as follows:
1) he has an IQ level of over 5000;
2) he can lift weight over 500 kilos;
3) if he calls himself the second most brilliant philosopher in the history of humankind none would dare call themself the first. That includes Socrates, Plato and the countless others;
4) he is the best grammarian of Bangla language.

Well, nonetheless, he is a good person by heart.
Me : Do you know what Shamim sir said today?

Friend : What!?

Me : He said that the teachers of Girls' school are nothing but sweet shop employees. They only guard the sweets but never eat them.

Friend : Wait, wait... let me write down those sacred words in my Notebook.
Shamim Sir by Lor D. Faiax February 11, 2020
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