A term commonly used when one ejaculates on his girlfriend's face and then uses his penis as a squeegee to push semen into his girlfriend's mouth, whilst shouting "Sham Wow, Baby! Sham Wow."
Dude, I gave my girl a nasty facial last night, but don't worry, I "Sham Wowed" her 'til she was squeaky clean.
by Im_Gumby_Damnit March 19, 2009
When your girlfriend thinks she is being cute by biting down on one of your body parts and you shout "Sham Wow Bitch!" while punching her in the face until she lets go.
by Wish I was in Florida July 01, 2009
To go SHAM WOW on someone is like saying you are going to open a can of whoop ass or postal on them.
by DJ Architect April 09, 2009
A mega fail relating to Vince, the sham wow guy, who got arrested for beating up a hooker after she bit his tongue.
by MeKr March 28, 2009
When something so amazingly awesome leaves you awe-struck and the words "wow, sweet, badass, wicked, etc." just can't describe it. Don't forget your favorite headset microphone, then squint and prepare your best new york accent.
Did you just see that guy give a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance, it sham wows me every time!
by iWeasel410 January 30, 2009
The proper complimentary response when someone describes an especially difficult situation that was successfully resolved in a quick and easy manner.
Otis: "Remember that jerk of a neighbor I had?"
Jeeter: "Yeah. What about him?"
Otis: "I turned on the fire hydrant in front of his house, and the water caused a mud slide that took his whole house right down the hill!"
Jeeter: "Well SHAM WOW!!"
Jeeter: "Yeah. What about him?"
Otis: "I turned on the fire hydrant in front of his house, and the water caused a mud slide that took his whole house right down the hill!"
Jeeter: "Well SHAM WOW!!"
by PFabian February 24, 2009
by saintcalifornia September 08, 2010