A term commonly used when one ejaculates on his girlfriend's face and then uses his penis as a squeegee to push semen into his girlfriend's mouth, whilst shouting "Sham Wow, Baby! Sham Wow."
Dude, I gave my girl a nasty facial last night, but don't worry, I "Sham Wowed" her 'til she was squeaky clean.
by Im_Gumby_Damnit March 19, 2009
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Guy 2: Theres your mildew...thats gonna smell
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Guy 3: Thas mah damn COLA
Guy 2: Theres your mildew...thats gonna smell
Guy 1: WOW! this towel thing just absorbed it all up!
Guy 2: Sham wow, you'll be saying wow everytime
Guy 3: Thas mah damn COLA
by Owen Meyer January 11, 2009
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When your girlfriend thinks she is being cute by biting down on one of your body parts and you shout "Sham Wow Bitch!" while punching her in the face until she lets go.
by Wish I was in Florida July 1, 2009
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by DJ Architect April 9, 2009
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by MeKr March 27, 2009
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2. The ShamWow is a revolutionary, multi-use cleaning cloth that holds over 20 times its' weight in liquids. It's like a towel, chamois and a sponge all in one.
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2. The ShamWow is a revolutionary, multi-use cleaning cloth that holds over 20 times its' weight in liquids. It's like a towel, chamois and a sponge all in one.
3. awesome
1. Britney Spears, before the meltdown, was a sham wow!
2. I've got a sham wow waiting in my hotel room.
2. I've got a sham wow waiting in my hotel room.
by joeyg731 February 24, 2010
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4.vince
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3.the sexiest infomercial ever
4.vince
by SxyPenguin308 April 1, 2009
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