A word used to describe the maneuver male strippers frequently use to arouse the overweight women in leopard print tank tops sitting in the front row. It requires a forward hip thrust in a banana hammock resulting in a flopping motion of the stripper's flaccidjunk.
OMG! Did you see that douche bag doing the shakie puddin'? Does he really think any girl under 3 bills finds that attractive?
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"