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Shaker Job 

To receive a hand job from an individual that has a medical condition resulting in the shaking action of their hands. A shaker job is able to drive the receiver to the point of climax without the need for any motion other than the shaking itself. Shaker jobs are most common from geriatrics or from individual's suffering from substance withdrawal.
Example 1: Grandpa still enjoys getting a handy from Grandma. Her shaky old hands allow for the best Shaker Job.

Example 2: Frank picked up the local crack whore on the way home for a quick handy. He was hoping she would be going through withdrawal so that he could get a good old fashioned Shaker Job.
Shaker Job by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015
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A style of hand job, not to be confused with a sand job. It takes place when the penis is grabbed and thrown about in a very random matter (shaken).

If girls want to perform this sexual act:

-grab shaft of penis extremely loose like.
-shake in a random semi violent manner.
-do not stir
I totally thought I was gonna jizz everywhere last night until this girl came back to my room and gave me the shake job to never forget #brutal. I would rather of gotten a sand job.
shake job by sirshakesalot November 3, 2011
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