2 definitions by MikelskoTT

Riskia

One of the best girls you will meet in your life! She has an amazing sense of humor and is always laughing. She is genuinly so caring, and will go above and beyond to help you with any help you may ask her for. & she will most likely NEVER say no to anything you ask. She will always be there for you when you need her! She is definitely one of a kind, and if you find one, never let go of her!

Person 1: Riskia is the love of my life! She's really the perfect girl for me. I couldn't have asked for more in a girl.
Person 2: Yeah man, you're so lucky! I wish I had a girl like that in my life!

Person 1: WELL SUCKS FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU WONT FREAKING FIND ONE, THERE IS ONLY ONE AND SHE IS MINE. SOOOOO GO FIND YOURSELF ANOTHER GIRL THAT IS NOT EVEN HALF AS AMAZING AS RISKIA.

by MikelskoTT October 26, 2018

Shak

THE MASTER OF MEMES, who recently graduated the University of Memes. Also an 84 year old suicidal, depressed, and self conscious man who has an “okay” sense of humor. He most likely has many disorders, including but not limited to, post partum depression, eating disorder, ADHD, and many more. In addition he only has like 0.96 friends, who try to avoid him at all times. He’s extremely illerate and makes roughly 194327 typos in a min, but his friends deal with it because idk why. Besides all these flaws, he still remains a very special person in his friends hearts. They are all forever thankful for having a friend like him and will always be there for him. (P.S if your reading this, please go get some mental help as ASAP as possible. Trust me, you need it)

Friend : <to shak> if I had two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, bin laden, and you, I would shoot you twice.
Shak : I would shoot my self twice too

by MikelskoTT October 27, 2018