by 5abi416 November 30, 2010
Get the Shahimug. by Modus Operandi the third April 28, 2021
Get the shahimug. He is the worst producer of itv
He only cares about trps and does not cares about fan's feelings
After hurting fan's of his shows he then a plays a victim cars
His favourite job is to whitewash characters
His favourite dialogue is Thu Thu Thu
He also doesn't respect the actors/actresses that worked in his show
Due to this Hina Khan a excellent actress had left her show yrkkh
He only cares about trps and does not cares about fan's feelings
After hurting fan's of his shows he then a plays a victim cars
His favourite job is to whitewash characters
His favourite dialogue is Thu Thu Thu
He also doesn't respect the actors/actresses that worked in his show
Due to this Hina Khan a excellent actress had left her show yrkkh
by Kanak Rathi January 22, 2021
Get the Rajan Shahimug. Shanu shahi a person who can do anything.
They are always single. They have so much of attitude but they won't show to everyone
They are always single. They have so much of attitude but they won't show to everyone
by Iam the only one November 23, 2021
Get the shanu shahimug. Shahi Naan Kebab
(noun)
The Southall sacrament, performed only inside the most iconic of the Shahi Naan Kebabs - the one perched on the bridge by Southall Station.
It starts innocent: A group of Punjabi dudes loaded on Jameson enter the kebab shop. Jaspal orders a large lamb shish. But while the naan’s heating, Gurdeep’s already bent over the counter where they usually carve the meat. The chef, still rocking his greasy apron, doesn’t give a fuck - he just keeps shaving doner slices while using the same tongs to spread chilli sauce straight into Balraj’s crack. Meanwhile, the server is behind the till with his gloves still on, wanking Manpreet off like it’s part of the meal deal, slapping garlic mayo across his shaft in perfect zig-zags.
Tony gets body-slammed onto the salad counter - shredded lettuce and diced onions sticking to his sweaty back like confetti - while Harry’s cock disappears between the naan stackers by the grill. The “naan” part? That’s when the chef slaps a fresh butter naan straight onto Gurdeep’s arse like a hot compress. The “kebab”? A spitroast so deep the sneeze guard rattles, with the server chanting “extra sauce, bossman!” mid-thrust.
By the end, the Coke fridge is splattered, the floor’s a minefield of cum, chilli, and naan crumbs, and the chef casually wipes the counter down before handing the next customer their order — like nothing ever happened.
(noun)
The Southall sacrament, performed only inside the most iconic of the Shahi Naan Kebabs - the one perched on the bridge by Southall Station.
It starts innocent: A group of Punjabi dudes loaded on Jameson enter the kebab shop. Jaspal orders a large lamb shish. But while the naan’s heating, Gurdeep’s already bent over the counter where they usually carve the meat. The chef, still rocking his greasy apron, doesn’t give a fuck - he just keeps shaving doner slices while using the same tongs to spread chilli sauce straight into Balraj’s crack. Meanwhile, the server is behind the till with his gloves still on, wanking Manpreet off like it’s part of the meal deal, slapping garlic mayo across his shaft in perfect zig-zags.
Tony gets body-slammed onto the salad counter - shredded lettuce and diced onions sticking to his sweaty back like confetti - while Harry’s cock disappears between the naan stackers by the grill. The “naan” part? That’s when the chef slaps a fresh butter naan straight onto Gurdeep’s arse like a hot compress. The “kebab”? A spitroast so deep the sneeze guard rattles, with the server chanting “extra sauce, bossman!” mid-thrust.
By the end, the Coke fridge is splattered, the floor’s a minefield of cum, chilli, and naan crumbs, and the chef casually wipes the counter down before handing the next customer their order — like nothing ever happened.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, I popped into Shahi Naan Kebab by Southall Station and swear the chef had one hand on the doner knife and the other inside Balraj — proper Shahi Naan Kebab special.”
“Fam, I popped into Shahi Naan Kebab by Southall Station and swear the chef had one hand on the doner knife and the other inside Balraj — proper Shahi Naan Kebab special.”
by BikBoiCoq August 26, 2025
Get the Shahi Naan Kebabmug. Shahi is a hot dude who is an absolute sex god. He knows how to treat a lady and he is very romantic, he has an great taste for music and he loves being sexy
by Jkjskm92 December 11, 2016
Get the Shahimug.