Shadowlurker 

fag who roots internet fatties, can't decide what colour he wants his hair to be, speaks nothing but bullshit and obsesses over people he doesn't even know over the internet.

that noob over there can't decide what colour he wants his hair to be, he also obsesses over people he doesn't know over the internet, speaks bullshit all the time and roots internet fatties

oh, you mean he's a shadowlurker

Shadowlurker by shadowlurker.suckswang October 26, 2009

Shadowsurfer 

1.) An obviously insecure person who CONSTANTLY imitates and copies other people (usually a friend) to the point of obsession. May be manifested in speech, style of dress, lifestyle, etc.

2.) A self-loathing person who is CONSTANTLY emulating someone that they hold in high regard, as if attempting to BECOME THEIR SHADOW, often prompting you to want to yell: "Get your own freaking life!!!"

**Word of Caution:
DO NOT try the above said screaming on a SHADOWSURFER. Although annoying, the SHADOWSURFER is obviously emotionally unstable and may be potentially dangerous. You never know if she has a million little pictures OF YOU cut up and pasted on her basement walls...better to be safe than sorry.

Tina: OMG Becky! Is that Cindy over there in that crowd of people? I almost didn't recognize her...

Becky: Well,... you know she's always been a SHADOWSURFER, what do you expect? Last month when she was hanging out with Meredith-Anne, she was all preppy with the cardigans, pennyloafers, pigtails, and she even had that fake retainer in her mouth. THIS MONTH, it's homegirl hoops, a Fendi bag and a bad attitude. She must be SHADOWSURFING someone else.....

Shadowsurfer by Chicki Tee December 4, 2010