Shadowlurker 

fag who roots internet fatties, can't decide what colour he wants his hair to be, speaks nothing but bullshit and obsesses over people he doesn't even know over the internet.

that noob over there can't decide what colour he wants his hair to be, he also obsesses over people he doesn't know over the internet, speaks bullshit all the time and roots internet fatties

oh, you mean he's a shadowlurker

Shadowlurker by shadowlurker.suckswang October 26, 2009

Shadowsurfer 

1.) An obviously insecure person who CONSTANTLY imitates and copies other people (usually a friend) to the point of obsession. May be manifested in speech, style of dress, lifestyle, etc.

2.) A self-loathing person who is CONSTANTLY emulating someone that they hold in high regard, as if attempting to BECOME THEIR SHADOW, often prompting you to want to yell: "Get your own freaking life!!!"

**Word of Caution:
DO NOT try the above said screaming on a SHADOWSURFER. Although annoying, the SHADOWSURFER is obviously emotionally unstable and may be potentially dangerous. You never know if she has a million little pictures OF YOU cut up and pasted on her basement walls...better to be safe than sorry.

Tina: OMG Becky! Is that Cindy over there in that crowd of people? I almost didn't recognize her...

Becky: Well,... you know she's always been a SHADOWSURFER, what do you expect? Last month when she was hanging out with Meredith-Anne, she was all preppy with the cardigans, pennyloafers, pigtails, and she even had that fake retainer in her mouth. THIS MONTH, it's homegirl hoops, a Fendi bag and a bad attitude. She must be SHADOWSURFING someone else.....

Shadowsurfer by Chicki Tee December 4, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008