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Fetch (Sexual Act) 

The Sexual act involving a dog, a ball, a woman and a volunteer. The volunteer throws the ball, aiming it into the woman's vagina. Once the ball is successfuly thrust into the woman's vagina, the dog runs and attempts to grab the ball fromt inside the womans vagina, often eating her out in a rough (ruff) manner. Once the dog returns the bloddy ball back to the volunteer, Fetch has been performed successfuly.
Mike: Did you hear what happened to jessica at the party?
David: No, what?
Mike: Donald was playing with his dog, and eventually ended up performing fetch on Jesicca.
David: Was the dog okay?
Fetch (sexual act)

sexual activity

n.

Any activity that one or more person engages in to deliberately increase arousal and potentially lead to orgasm.
My favorite sexual activity is jerking off while my rival's favorite sexual activity is fucking the woman I have a crush on.

sexual acts 

All types of actions in which two or more beings reproduce.
But also, some types of sexual acts do not work for reproduction, like anal or oral sex or gay sex.
I saw them doing sexual acts.
Mr. Johnson, you are acused of performing sexual acts with...
sexual acts by J4YEM November 25, 2015

sexual actuality 

actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)

-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!

nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!

this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!

i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!

after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!

Sexual activity

Sex is fluid exchange. Not poking your weenie in some chick's ass.
In your definition and example,
link to other words using square brackets.
For example, booty becomes booty
Sexual activity by butt licka March 20, 2005

Ron - Active Sexual Predator 

The common name for a female who steals unsuspecting boys' virginities.
- "Hey, who did you first sleep with?"

- "Some Ron - Active Sexual Predator who went to my school"

- "Oh, you mean a RASP