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sexual tourettes 

That guy (or girl) who can't control what they say around the opposite sex.
Girl:"Yeah, I've been trying to shed some pounds at the gym since I've been feeling fat lately." Sexual Tourettes Guy:"I don't think you're fat,I think you're SEXY! Wanna Fuck?" Girl:"FUCK YOU!" +SLAP+ S.T.Guy:"Damn sexual tourettes."
sexual tourettes by wjhefd August 19, 2007

Sexual Tourettes 

The spontaneous out breaking of sexual activity. This can be anything from making out and up. Sexual is usually an off and on thing. One moment you'll be talking to the couple about something and the next they're kissing and then they're back to talking to you. This will happening multiple times during a conversation or social gathering.
"I swear patrick and katie have sexual tourettes. They keep making out at random times in public".

Sexual Tourettes 

a.k.a. 'nymphomaniacism'. Sexual tourettes is a tragic syndrome common in men and slightly rarer in women which gives them the inability to control their sexual impulses. It is highly contagious, and can be caught from this list:
-Your parents
-Your friends (not that you have any, I mean your using the urban dictionary so...)
-Your siblings
-Everyone above the age of 6 when they have a large lump in their pants... or like... you know what I mean
"Did you see Johnny at the wedding? He must have sexual tourettes. You could have mistaken him for the priest or something"
Sexual Tourettes by Jiwang June 6, 2016

Sexual Onset Tourette's

When someone regularly has a sudden loud outburst of unexplained obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks accompanying an orgasm.
Jane: Oh, baby I'm going to cum!
Dick:Me too. FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER, OH FUCK!
Later that day:
Betty: Jane, how was your night with Dick?
Jane: I'm never seeing him again, he has sexual onset Tourette's!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026