Sex camel

Sex camel (n.) Somebody that can go long periods of time without resorting to late night creeps, unsavory bars, and dirty pirate hookers. Although rare, the sex camel does exist. He is usually found doing outdoor activities and taking long cold showers. Often his dreams are sexual in nature. In theory, he is the ideal boyfriend, but in reality, he is just somebody girls use to make assholes mad.

"I tried to wait with her and be a sex camel and it totally backfired. Now she is sleeping with Wes."

by Salty dog October 22, 2013

sex camel

someone who can go long periods of time without sex

what are you, a sex camel? You haven't had sex in 2 years!

by ThisReallyHappened June 25, 2014

Sex Camel

A woman (usually), who can go for long periods without sex in the same manner that a camel can go for long periods without water. She stores it up. Maybe in her breasts, but this is undetermined.

I only get to sleep with my wife once a month. She's a total sex camel.

by Pericalina November 13, 2003

Sex Camel

When your partner can go forever without having sex.

I havent gotten it in 6 months, my wife is such a sex camel.

by BostonStrong13 December 1, 2016

sex camel

A stuffed camel on wheels delivered at impromptu points during a party. Revellers are invited to face fuck or drink strong spirits from its anus.

"bring out the sex camel!"

by biff k January 8, 2015

Sex Camel

A mythical being that can go extended periods without sexual activity. The legend states this being is the offspring of a virgin human and a camel giving it its sexless superpowers. There have been several documented sightings of the mythical creature. Most of them originating out of Welland, Ontario.

"I wonder if that guy Isaac will ever get laied? man hes such a sex camel"

"Isaac will never get laied!, hey you guys don't think he is the mythical sex camel"

by MC lo standadz March 4, 2009

sex camel

Someone who doesn't want to fuck you very often. They seem to be fine and get lots of mileage out of their occasional sexual encounters.

"I thought you were with Jeremy?"
"Yeah.. we fuck but I need it way more than him .. he's such a sex camel."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018