Sex Vegan

Someone who strictly has sex in the missionary position

"I hate our principal...she's most definately a sex vegan"

Sex Vegan by Mitchell W. September 19, 2018

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Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.

1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Sex Vegan by kaesesocke June 2, 2019

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vaganal sex

a sexual act or move in which a man fucks his partner in the vagina and the anus in turn, ie first in the vagina, then in the anus, then again in the vagina and so on.

The man has made it a point of having vaganal sex with his wife.

vaganal sex by uttam maharjan February 21, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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