Sex Fish

When a woman or man has the inability to perform the act of fucking the shit outta their partner while on top. All they do is flop around in the vagina or on the cock like a fish on dry land!

Bill: Wow John, I had this bitch over the other night that couldn't rid the cock too well!

John: U mean to tell me u fucked a sex fish?!

Sex Fish by 123123gofuckurself1 February 3, 2010

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Fish Sex

When your woman menstruates onto another surface, such as a towel, and then you cum on that surface afterwords.

She got tired, so we finished by having fish sex.

Fish Sex by Reel July 31, 2013

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fish sex

a man that has sex with a grenade that smells like fissh

dammnnn she smells like fisshh, i swore i smelt the ocean, dayyuummm she smelt like cheese... fish sex

fish sex by fbgnkhfgffv August 4, 2011

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Sexfish

A person who talks a big sex game but is super vanilla. Their favorite position is definitely missionary.

Someone who is known to be vanilla: Nail me baby, I want him to fuck me sideways
Crowd: she’s such a sexfish

Sexfish by Sexfishinventor1 March 3, 2024

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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