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sex fantasy 

A sexual experience caused by viewing arousing images, or by listening to, or reading arousing words, rather than by actual physical contact.
An example of a mild sex fantasy:

As she lay back naked on the couch, Angelina's thoughts turned to the mysterious stranger who had just left her a message on Skype. Suddenly, her body trembled as she felt his hands on her bare skin, his warm breath on her neck and his soft lips seeking hers. In the darkness, she turned her face towards his, her mouth eagerly searching, her breath coming in short gasps and, as their lips touched, Angelina knew a hunger that she had not felt in a long time. Ever so gently, his fingers began a searching caress as their bodies pressed together....
sex fantasy by yorrick hunt January 21, 2008
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Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy 

A sexual fastasy that Britney Spears Has about being a sex slave. She calls all her boyfriends,"Master". She wants them to flog her if she doesn't perform good enough sexually for them or if her orgasms don't cum hard enough. That is where she got the idea for her song,"I'm a slave 4 U".
There are rumors that she is planing to start a sex slave colony complete with auction block and whiping post ect. So that her and people like her can live out there sex slve fantasies some playing the part of sex slaves and others playing the part of there masters.
I wish I cound make Britney Spears' sex slave fantasy a reality.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012