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Day in which every waking minute is spent enjoying coitus. Used most often by desperate couples seeking to have a child.
Jane: I'm ovulating, so I need to take a day off for a Sex Day with John.
John: I'm getting laid consistently for 24 hours.
Sex Day by Pete Cooter December 28, 2005
Words you can keep
1. The second day of school when you turn everything everyone says into something perverted.
Dude 1: *eats a brownie* god this things hard
Dude 2: HA HA HA HA EWWWWWWW!!!!
Dude 1: ...pervert...*eats brownie*

Dude 1: *walking in the rain* i'm soaking wet...
Dude 2: EWWWWWWWWWWW ^_^ ha ha ha
Dude 1: ...perv...
Sex Day by Cazzie and Erin September 5, 2005
June 8’th is national sex day.
Go fuck your bitchessss
Hey guys today’s national sex day let’s have fun
sex day by Jamie_10785 June 7, 2021
Sex day 29th of june a day to have sex for 24hrs straight non stop.
Lets have sex to celebrate sex day!
sex day by dojacaaat June 24, 2021

National Sex Day 

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Sex Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.
Honey, today is National Sex Day! Let's fuck!!!
National Sex Day by E-Dog1209 June 11, 2015

Anal Sex Day 

The Comedien Jim Jefferies came up with this. It is April 18th. Everyone else saying it's a differnet day should have to take it up the ass for every single other day on the calander other than the one they incorrectly mentioned as anal sex day.
“Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day. Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’ And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.”

-Jim Jefferies
Anal Sex Day by LiamTW March 31, 2021

national gay sex day

Hey let's fuck cause it's national gay sex day
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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