The fear of the number 71 commonly caused by the jshk (toilet-bound hanako-kun) manga chapter 71. Extreme caution is advised when reading said chapter. People with Seventyoneophobia may start to cry when faced with the number 71 and have severe flashbacks.
A new version of the classic Stevie Nicks song targeting Baby Boomers, performed by an unknown elderly artist with a hip replacement, no hair and poorvision.
Just like the white winged dove, the Edge of Seventy vocalist sings, “ooh, ooh I’ve fallen... and nothing else matters!”