Sevety

When a man turns seventy, but "something" is missing. To age in reverse in a freakish kinda way.

My husband was born in 1950 and doesn't look a day over sevety. Little did I know I married Benjamin Button.

by EverEady70 November 21, 2020

Seventyoneophobia

The fear of the number 71 commonly caused by the jshk (toilet-bound hanako-kun) manga chapter 71. Extreme caution is advised when reading said chapter. People with Seventyoneophobia may start to cry when faced with the number 71 and have severe flashbacks.

Person 1: Oh that person has seventyoneophobia? A jshk stan?

Person 2: Oh I see....another one with no return

by Seventyoneophobia_infected December 3, 2020

polychromatic seventy

it's "waterproof"
if you don't know why this is here, please ignore this and have a nice day :)

this is polychromatic seventy

by DissolvedHelium August 21, 2022

Edge of Seventy

A new version of the classic Stevie Nicks song targeting Baby Boomers, performed by an unknown elderly artist with a hip replacement, no hair and poor vision.

Just like the white winged dove, the Edge of Seventy vocalist sings, “ooh, ooh I’ve fallen... and nothing else matters!”

by Dr Bunnygirl January 4, 2019

Seventy one

A Seventy one is done while performing the Sixty Nine and one of the Participants put two of their fingers in the other person's ass.

The other day I caught Bill and Jill doing the Seventy one.

by moorebounce February 17, 2010

seventy seven cut

in the song "when i pull up at the club" by three six mafia they are reffering to a 1977 cutlass which is a car

Now when I pull up at the club I'm lookin so clean
Se-se-seventy seven Cut Dog painted lime green

by mrterwill March 19, 2006

Seventy Stinkers

Philadelphia's 76ers especially during the 90s.

Hey I thought after they ended the lakers run the seventy stinkers had a chance to win the 2001 finals, I was way way off.

by markexton May 25, 2009