The day the 1.2Mil people that petitioned to go to area 51 is goin to fail because only 200k people are gonna go and security guards are gonna light there shit up and the people wont get to dance to lil uzi,panini by lil nas x and play boi cardi and do the fornite dance extreterestrial emote wit the bois at night time

¨dam bro you here that only 200k people came on September 20,2019 out of the 1.2 mil that signed and they ended up getting blasted by space shit¨ ¨yea bro i heard they didnt get to dance to lil uzi wit the bois¨ press F to pay respects

September 20,2019 by OG_Mudb0ne July 18, 2019

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september 16 2019

Lovers day! You must make love you your girlfriend or significant other!

Boyfriend: It’s September 16 2019! We must make love!

Girlfriend: YES!

september 16 2019 by Reaper5074 October 30, 2020

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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