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Sensei Ain 

Obsessed with rice and must eat it at least once a day to be sane. Constantly spams the group chat with memes that about everyone leaves on read or replies with a depressed lol. Has great lessons and advice to bestow, but hasn't updated the google classroom for a century.
Sensei Ain told the class about the importance of sharing before proceeding to yell at Brother Mateen for taking her Klondike bar.
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Ain't no sense like bought sense 

This means that anything that you learn a life lesson from (that also costs you money); you will NEVER let it happen to you again.
For example..Loaning someone money a second time when they didn't pay you back the first time. Or getting the same girl pregnant twice when she told you she was on birth control..Now you are paying child support TWICE.
Or catching an STD from trusting someone who has told you "You're the only one I have had sex with." Meanwhile, you are spending money on doctor visits and antibiotics.
Man, I promise you I won't sleep with her again! She lied and said she was on the pill. Ain't no sense like bought sense!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026