Selfie-ish

You or someone that doesn't share their selfies.

If you don't share that pic you took off yourself you're just being selfie-ish!

by Gonzalesandy510 May 16, 2023

sloppy selfie

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank

Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie

by LincolnMonkey June 08, 2017

Dutch Selfie

You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.

That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.

by SmellyBear December 01, 2016

Beef Selfie

A Selfie taken by a Bro showing off their steroid enhanced body. Often with the tag of #nohomo

After taking his Beef Selfie, Chet had to reassure himself that he was not in fact, a raging homosexual.

by Bossmojo April 24, 2014

selfie chelsea

This is a person who takes at least 5 selfies a day.

He is a complete selfie chelsea.

by meandmypeeps February 23, 2016

strategically placed selfie

When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.

Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.

Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?

I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.

by DontTellEric June 28, 2017

selfie flagellation

self-deprecating selfie-taking

Did you see the selfie flagellation those tourists just did again a moment ago?

by 🅰️ December 07, 2024