Selfgy 

An orgy that consists of you and clones of yourself.

Tomas: Hey Erika, did you take any selfies of your selfgy last night?

Erika: Do you have money to pay for a sub to my Premium VR 5D Snapchat?

Tomas: No?

Erika: Then no, I did not take any selfies of my selfgy last night.

Selfgy by okaysorrywhat May 21, 2019

Selfyeet 

To end yourself

hey that guy is gonna Selfyeet himself

Selfyeet by thememer12341234 March 21, 2021

selfy 

self portrait of yourself usually by teen girls

holds disposable camera to oneself, "SELFY!!!" to get the attention of your portrait-mate

selfy by wa143aaaaah April 22, 2005

helpy selfy

To help one's self to something

Person 1: (seeing a plate of cookies) "Can I have a cookie?"
Person 2: "Helpy selfy"

helpy selfy by jen2930 August 30, 2006

Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift 

When a poor Jewish family celebrates Hanukkah yet does not have any money to provide gifts for each other. In this instance a selfgift is proclaimed, allowing another member of their immediate family to have consensual heterosexual sexual intercourse with them, thus satisfying the gift requirement. Sometimes father and daughter or brother and sister selfgifts will be given in this instance as long as both gifters are at least adolescent age. In the case that there are pre-adolescents in the family, the father and mother have sexual intercourse in front of their children, thus gifting to them to a show of lovemaking.

My mom and dad lost their jobs due to downsizing and the economy is terrible. This Hanukkah we did not have any money to buy gifts for each other. My sister offered a Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift. It wasn't right but she offered so I screwed her brains out. My parents were understanding of the situation since she didn't have a gift. I will never tell the guys in school about it though.

Hanukkah Poverty Selfgift by The Jax August 5, 2009

Selfy Freak 

A person who will take a selfy any where

Person 1. Hurry up there's a tornado.
Selfy freak. hold on let me take a selfy with it.

Selfy Freak by 124235346 February 24, 2017

Selfy 

To use ones own reflection as a masturbatory aide.

A narcissistic act of self-abuse.

"I was so angry with the world I went home and had a selfy."

Selfy by Mr Weaven February 19, 2010